LandShark and Murphy, a pair of miniature daschunds have dedicated their life’s work to preaching the importance of the almighty wiener. Whether your preference be hot dogs, frankfurters, sausages or brats the brothers fight to ensure that the dignity, honor and integrity of the wiener is never compromised.
The brothers seek to educate the masses on the many disciplines of the wiener way. This includes the ethical treatment of wieners as well as the proper preparation and best accessories to complement your wiener of choice. From mustards, to buns, to beers the brothers strive to make every wiener experience as fulfilling as possible. Their dedication is so absolute they themselves have taken on names of the beers that best complement their favorite wieners. LandShark, a light lager is best with a spicy andouille sausage, whereas Murphy, a bold stout is perfect with a hearty bratwurst.
To further their efforts against the objectification of the wiener LandShark and Murphy have volunteered to act as consultants to the legal team responsible for taking down the horrific criminal known as Slugger the Lion. In a gruesome display of weenie abuse the Kansas City Royal’s lion fired hot dogs out of a cannon at fans in the ball park. When this was not enough to satisfy the lion’s cruel obsession he hurled a hot dog at a fan’s face causing his eye to be poked out by a weenie.
May these legends continue their crusade against the persecution of the wiener.
Brewski Bros Racing 